When I hear a beat I wanna jump right to my feet
Then I realise I'm a monkey in disguise
So I'm just staying put, tapping my foot, one arm on the bar.
When the music's loud I wanna be among the crowd
I should be cool, why do I look such a fool
So I sit on the side nursing my pride, and look from afar
I can feel it
I can hear it
But my legs don't understand
I'm driven by the rhythm
With my feet the wrong way round
So what, just get pissed and let alcohol assist (that I can't resist)
That's fine, what a farce when you end up on your arse (In a pile of glass)
Why not, that sounds like fun, it's gotta be done, look out here I come
I can feel it
I can hear it
But my legs don't understand
I'm driven by the rhythm
With my feet the wrong way round
And suddenly I see
You're all as bad as me
But I still can't let go
And join the freak show